Funny things 3 year olds say7/5/2023 ![]() ![]() I just hope they don't learn about interest rate any time soon. I had been looking forward seeing El do some of the funny things other kids do. Yes, I admit, this the phrase I have said on numerous occasions, when I need some cash quickly. He was equally drawn to numbers at 2-years-old, El was counting and. "Can I borrow some money from your piggy bank". "Get off your baby brother, he is not a horse."Ģ8. "Why are you giving this to me? I am not a trash can." Even if the trash can is closer they won't mind extra steps so they can proudly give you their dirty napkin.Ģ7. "I promise there are no vegetables in this soup!" I am so sure I almost believe it myself.Ģ5. "When did you learn how to download an app?" Says a mother to her toddler who can't poop on the toilet yet.Ģ4. "What's that brown spot on the back of you pans?" I have asked this question my son while writing this post. Crack up your child with these clean jokes for kids. "What's wrong with broccoli?" Asks every momĢ1. To help you, weve rounded up funny, kid-friendly jokes with themes like birthday jokes, pirate jokes, holiday jokes, and even animal jokes. What was she thinking buying it at the first place?Ģ0. Tell them that it hurts and they do not want to hurt you. Let them know that their behavior is upsetting to you and you do not like it. This is phrase that my sister in law thought she would never have to say after she bought her white leather couch. When your child hits you and laughs, do not lose your calm. Nor did the fox or the mouse or any other animal.ġ9. "NO, I am sure the squirrel didn't pee in your pans." Says mom who forgot about the lunch today.ġ8. First, your kid is clued in to their urge to poop and knows theres a BM coming. If I got a nickle every time I said this, I would be one wealthy mama.īut I know you will eat it right after I turn away. Translation: 'I want privacy.' This common toddler behavior indicates two things. ![]() I can't carry you, your brother and your polar bear." This would be true if there were 12 birthdays a year.ĥ. You try your hardest to raise your teenagers with patience, honesty and good manners, but they still end up being like you. "Ok, I will buy it now, but remember, this is your birthday present!" "Hey, nice to meet you." Sometimes, you just can't resist it. These were my exact words 5 months ago, when my 7 year old begged and begged for another sibling. "Ok sweetie, we will try to make the baby tonight and put it in my tummy." "Get your spaghetti out of between your toes.and keep eating."Ģ. Warning! If you are not a parent (or deal with little kids on a daily basis) this might be too awkward and weird.ġ. Just think of the various and hilarious (horrifying to some) situations we are in to say such things. It's not bad or good humor, it's real life, people! It's funny how things you thought you would never ever (EVER) say, now come out of your mouth so natural and it's the only logic thing to say at that moment. No matter parenting style, personality, education we all seem to say these things more or less. 20 Hilarious Things Our Kids Have Said because We All Need a Laugh. Oh, the funny things parents say to their kids. ![]()
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